Happy 6,357 Days of breathing.

always relevant

siminator:

what is the nickelback fandom called

Deaf

(via wannaspringrollbehbz)

Me: My Thumb tastes like sparkles.
Jehnay: And what do sparkles taste like?
Me: ....
Me: My thumb.


#Karlie Quotes #We were so young #oh god 2008

Me: My brain was like, "Yeah, Earth is totally dating another Manly planet, like Mars."


#Karlie Quotes

“Cheese it!”
– Bender (via nodivision)

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aheronamedphil:

ok honor system, guys.

if the zombie apocalypse actually happens, we blast this from every available speaker in the world and fight it the fuck out.

holding you to it, guys.